Searching for 'Da Wayne (Darwin #6) Casey Dorrell

Just a few of the requests I remembered to jot down during this Christmas shopping season: Customer: I'm looking for a CD Casey: Sure. Customer: Here you go. *Customer hands Casey an piece of paper which has the name, "Glenn Starfonie" scribbled on it.* Casey: Um . . . yep, I think it's probably Gwen Stefani you're looking for. If you think about it, even the fictional name is mispelled - it'd probably be Starphonie. ----------------------------------------------------- Customer: Do you have Lesserthans? Casey: Nope . . . but we do have the Weakerthans. ----------------------------------------------------- Customer: I'm looking for the new Hillary Simpson CD Casey: Uh, OK. Customer: I think it's called something like "I am Beautiful" or "I am Special" *Casey gets the customer the CD "I am me" by Ashlee Simpson* ----------------------------------------------------- See, the last one I really like because it serves as a nice commentary on the generic sameness of a lot of mainstream pop music. Hillary being Hillary Duff, and "I am Beautiful" being Christina Aguilera, with the actual intended purchase being Jessica Simpson's younger sister, Ashlee. Download: Clem Snide - Beautiful (Christina Aguilera cover) Weakerthans - Plea From a Cat Named Virtue Weakerthans - Psalm for Elks Lodge Last Call Related Posts: Darwin Languishes in Obscurity Arguing With Darwin Darwin was a Fraud Darwin: 0 Casey: 3 Darwin Absent a Conversation in 2003