P.E.I. Woman Ages One Year In Single Day Casey Dorrell

Local Prince Edward Island Resident, Michelle McDonald, is one year older today than yesterday. The cause of such rapid aging has yet to be discovered, but sources close to the woman revealed that she often refers to herself as a 90 year old woman, sparking accusations that the whole thing is a hoax. "If she's already 90 she can just claim to age a year every day for months!" One concerned citizen said. Another defended Michelle saying, "I saw her yesterday and I Know she was 21, she just had that look, you know? But then today, she was different, older." A nearby Island resident, overhearing the controversial debate had this to say, "It just ain't natural. Men should not marry men - it just ain't right." Michelle declined comment on the matter having never been asked her opinion.* Her alleged bofriend, Casey Dorrell, an insider here at Mocking Music was skeptical about the affair, "I doubt anyone can age a year in one day," adding, "though I guess if someone could, it'd be Michelle. Local Expert, Dr. Logic agreed saying, "Our society, like most others, celebrates the process of aging itself by designating one day in which to promote a given individual as they hurtle toward certain inevitable death. While it's true that the aging doesn't simply take place on that particular day, attempts at celebrating every day of aging have proven impossibly impractical." Despite his shared skeptisism with the experts, Dorrell has decided to withhold any Cadbury Eggs he would have otherwise bestowed upon Mcdonald on this "birth day"elaborating, "If she keeps this up, I'll have to give her an egg every day, and I just can't afford that!"As to whether other gifting would take place, he would not say. *We here at Mocking Music prefer wild speculation over verified facts. Happy Birthday, Michelle.